I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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