Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
they need to just BURY HIM!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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