mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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