She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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