just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Randomize
