How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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