i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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