Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm like, not good at living.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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