It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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