I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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