She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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