I cannot find my penis.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I know her cup size but not her name....
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