Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
There r osticjed everywhere
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
