I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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