Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wish i was in the wii world.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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