Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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