Do vagina's smell?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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