I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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