I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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