sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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