After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.