only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
