That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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