I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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