Porn is love you can see.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you