Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky