We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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