I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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