am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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