I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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