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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
i now understand why vodka
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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