now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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