if you like me you must not know who I am
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It's just like the Real World with babies
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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