shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
operation harelip BJ is a go
home. puking in laundry basket.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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