i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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