just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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