Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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