I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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