So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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