I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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