love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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