my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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