4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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