Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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