dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
No subtext here. People are naked.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?