the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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