it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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