dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Randomize
