That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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