"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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