...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
