so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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