I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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