it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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