i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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