dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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