The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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