Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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